Achievement Unlocked - Walkthrough, Tips, Review (2024)

#0: Don't Move a Muscle: DONT MOVE!

#1: It's a Jump to the Left: Jump and move left.

#2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight!: Strain yourself to move right

#3: Fight Gravity: Jump

#4: Elephant Skewers: Hit yourself on any spike

#5: Ascension: Use the orange lift pads to move up

#6: Lefty: Hit the left wall (color will change from dark to light purple)

#7: Righty: (Hit the right wall (color will change from dark to light purple)

#8: Purple Ceiling: Hit the ceiling (color will change from dark to light purple)

#9: Rock Bottom: Move down to the bottom of the screen

#10: Speedy Downfall: Fall from the top of the screen to the bottom (easiest way to do this is to be left of the "01" and fall before the moving spikes hit you)

#11: Escape Velocity: Using the launching pad near "04" go the the top of the screen without stopping

#12: Stalactite: Kill yourself by going to the right launching pad and aiming yourself so that you are skewered on the spikes

#13: Stalagmite: Go and hurl yourself into the pit

#14: Found Point 0: Top left hand corner

#15: Found Point 1: Top right hand corner

#16: Found Point 2: Near the outmost wall on the left

#17: Found Point 3: Bottom center of screen

#18: Found Point 4: Near the largest launching pad (Bottom right corner)

#19: Found Point 5: Center of screen. Below respawn platform and above the spike pit.

#20: Bloodhound: Finding all points mentioned above.

#21: Floating Corpse: Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher

#22: I Can Count to 5!: Go to points in this order: 0,1,2,3,4,5

#23: We Have Liftoff: Go to points in this order: 5,4,3,2,1,0

#24: Airwalking: Using the mini pads on the top of screen, stay afloat for 10 seconds

#25: Hellbound: Launch corpse to bottom

#26: Heavenbound: Launch corpse to ceiling

#27: Secret Alcove: Get surrounded by three sides (it's diagonal to "02")

#28: Secret Cave: Get surrounded by three sides (it's utmost bottom left corner)

#29: Secret Hideout: Get surrounded by three sides (utmost top left corner by "00")

#30: Death at 0: Fire a corpse at Point 0

#31: 1 o'clock murder: Fire a corpse at Point 1

#32: Get Off Your Seats: HOLD down the up arrow (jump) for 10 seconds

#33: Cemetary: Have 5 live corpses on the screen (do this quickly because they disappear!)

#34: Graveyard: Have 7 live corpses on the screen. (Either dying by moving spiked board or a combo of the pit and the spiked boards seem to be the quickest)

#35: Half-Century: Die 50 times

#36: Century: Die 100 times

#37: And One More... : Die 101 times

#38: Stayin' Alive: Stay alive for 15 seconds

#39: Longevity: Stay alive for 30 seconds

#40: Gone in a Flash: Die in less 0.23 seconds (easiest way to do this is to kill yourself on the moving spike platform when it's directly above you at respawn)

#41: Wrecking Ball: Hit the center spike platform

#42: In the Pit: Land a corpse in the pit

#43: Pit Hat Trick: Land 3 corpses in the pit

#44: 10 Pin Pit: Land 10 corpses in the pit (remember be quick!)

#45: Double Play Pit: Have two corpses in the pit at once

#46: Triple Play Pit: Have three corpses in the pit at once

#47: Horizontal Confusion: Hold both the left and right arrow keys

#48: Vertical Confusion: Hold both the up and down arrow keys

#49: Total Confusion: Press the Space Bar

#50: My Favourite Spot: It's located on the bottom left ledge by the pit

#51: 60 Seconds: Play for 1 minute

#52: 180 Seconds: Play for 3 minutes

#53: 300 Seconds: Play for 5 minutes

#54: Pi : Hit points 3,1,4 in that order

#55: THIS IS SPARTA: Hit 3,0,0 in that order

#56: Meaning of Life: Hit 4,2 in that order

#57: (2*125)+3: Hit 2,5,3 in that order

#58: 3*(30/(15-13)): Hit 4,5 in that order

#59: Paint 10: Touch 10 blocks (remember they'll change from dark to light purple)

#60: Paint 25: Touch 25 blocks

#61: Paint 50: Touch 50 blocks

#62: Paint 75: Touch 75 blocks

#63: Paint 100: Touch 100 blocks

#64: Masterpiece: Touch every touchable block

#65: Jet 5: Hit 5 launchers

#66: Jet 10: Hit 10 launchers

#67: Master Jetter: Hit every launcher

#68: 3 Spikes: Hit 3 stationary spikes

#69: 7 Spikes: Hit 7 stationary spikes

#70: Spikeful: Hit all stationary spikes

#71: Extreme Makeover: Recolour all areas (remember dark to light purple)

#72: True Blue: Hit 1 to turn blue

#73: Shocking Pink: Hit 2 to turn pink

#74: Sweet Orange: Hit 3 to turn orange

#75: Stealth Black: Hit 4 to turn black

#76: Cheater: Click the "hint?" button

#77: Programmers Credit: Type jmtb02

#78: Too Much Contra: Type Contra

#79: No Cheese for You: Click anywhere

#80: Bandwidth Exploiter: Don't worry about this one. Already achieved it before you started to play the game :] Congrats!

#81: You Are El: Click the Armor Games link

#82: Menu Explorer: Again, don't worry, it was taken care of in preload.

#83: Quality Snob: Click on the "quality" button

#84: Scrolliastic: Scroll the achievements section

#85: Play the Game: Start playing the game.

#86: Get to Level 1: Play.

#87: Not Listening: Click "mute" button

#88: Clink Clash Clink: Part of preload

#89: Best Player Ever: Again, part of preload